
Originally Posted by
Takumifujiwara
Its like hoping your piece of shit drunk hillbilly uncle Ted will stop collecting car parts on his yard and actually start mowing his lawn. I mean just mow the damn lawn. You would think he would add something productive to his schedule, instead he saves up all his used condoms and then looks at his calendar and realizes its the first Tuesday of the month wherein he goes about the city distributing his used condoms on street corners like some sort of urban Johnny Appleseed.